Ohhhh poor you...I have already been back for 2 weeks...and I didn't get a weekend at home because I was at the Wooden Necklace Conference...thank goodness today's a holiday...I hope you find that man before today's up! lMnop
Sorry you have to go back, but you wouldn't want to be a kept woman anyway. Especially, if you were being kept in a pumpkin shell. I know you're Pumpkin Delight and all, but it wouldn't be fun.
You need to post this on Craigslist.
ReplyDeleteMom always told me that the girls are just looking for a handy fella with a good sense of humor, but now the truth comes out! =)
ReplyDeleteDo you mind if he already has three other wives? Just think--he would only be at your house once or twice a week!
ReplyDeleteThe only drawback would be getting that soup can to stay in your bangs.
Bwaa Haaa Haaa! That's funny Jason!
ReplyDeleteHA! You are soooo funny. Go hang out at the Grove. Maybe one of your students has a rich single father? Uncle?
ReplyDeleteAny luck yet?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could pitch a reality show about it!!!!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh poor you...I have already been back for 2 weeks...and I didn't get a weekend at home because I was at the Wooden Necklace Conference...thank goodness today's a holiday...I hope you find that man before today's up!
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Sorry you have to go back, but you wouldn't want to be a kept woman anyway. Especially, if you were being kept in a pumpkin shell. I know you're Pumpkin Delight and all, but it wouldn't be fun.
ReplyDeleteI think that a lot of people would respond positively to that ad Pumpkin : )
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