Friday afternoon I stopped by the store on my way home from work. I passed by the 99 cent pineapples a few times while browsing my uninspired choices. I do like pineapple, but don't often buy it because they take a lot of effort to cut/core and, once cut/cored, they don't last long enough for me to eat. I end up wasting most of it. With limited options though, I checked a couple of the pineapples and desperately decided to come home with one.
Feeling scurvy setting in after a few weeks of bland fruit, I took the time to get the pineapple ready as soon as I got home. While cleaning up the mess I snacked on a pineapple chunk or two. While packing it up into a storage container I ate a few more pieces. And then I pulled the container back out of the fridge and ate