Below are three "facts" about me; one is the true, and two are lies.
1. I once hitched hiked to a party carrying a case of beer.
2. For about 10 years my entire family spent Thanksgiving in Hawaii and we roasted a pig instead of a turkey.
3. I once sat next to Robert DeNiro at a hockey game. When the Kings scored a goal he jumped out of his seat and spilled his beer on me.
Which is which?