A New Meme

I love quizes or memes. This one comes from The Glass Dragonfly.

Do you get regular massages? Ick! No way. Even thinking about someone I don't know rub me just gives me the willies.

Do you have an answering machine? No, only voicemail on the iphone.

What cuss word do you use the most? I really only cuss when I’m driving, and usually it’s F-ing Jerk!

Are you underweight or overweight? Uh, that’s a rude question, you F-ing Jerk!

Can you see your veins? No, not really. In fact my veins often go in hiding. When I’m giving blood for one reason or another they often collapse and they end up making me into a pin cushion trying to find one they can use.

Favorite…

Soap? Oil of Olay

Fruit? taut, green grapes

Kind of red meat? Ruth Chris filet with sizzling garlic on top or a juicy cheeseburger

Fish? ummm, I’m allergic.

Candy bar? I’m not much of a candy person, but in the spring time, the Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs are pretty tasty.

Have You Ever…

Eaten a whole bag of potato chips? Not all at once, but by myself over a few days? Then the answer is yes.

Eaten lobster? Still allergic

Climbed a mountain? Does hiking a mountain count? I’ve never been climbing with ropes and gear, but I’ve walked up mountains before.

Been skydiving? No, but I would if the opportunity arose.

Been water skiing? Yes

Do You…
Wish you could change something about your life? Most things

Like your nose? No, it’s too big

Like salt and vinegar chips? I used to, but now they are too strong for me or something

Eat salsa? YES!!!

Own a boat? No, but my parents did when I was growing up.

What Is…
A small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences? Maybe gossiping? I love good gossip, but I’m sure one of these days it’ll turn around and bite me in the butt.

Your most macho trait? I like hockey and I drive fast.

The longest relationship you’ve ever had? Almost 2 years

Your most embarrassing thoughts? I don’t know what this means?

Your most shameful moment? See the one about the longest relationship

This/That…
Bath/Shower? Shower, shower, shower. Baths gross me out.

Markers/Crayons? It depends what I’m using them for. I like both.

Pens/Pencils? Sharp, sharp pencils

Jelly/Cream Cheese? I love cream cheese. Jelly’s usually too sweet for me, but every-so-often homemade jam is good on an English muffin

Bagel/Toast? Everything bagel.

Finish…
My greatest weakness is…too many to mention

Three things I wouldn’t do for a million dollars are…kill or hurt someone, hurt myself.

The oddest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth is… when I was little I really wanted a retainer so I would stick a piece of gum to the top of the roof of my mouth and wrap an unfolded paper clip over my teeth.

Firsts…
Credit card you had? It was either a visa or a Macys

Loan you got was for? School

Paycheck was for how much? How am I supposed to remember my first paycheck, please that was forever ago.

Time you had stitches? Never had them, knock on wood

Time you went to the hospital for something? I’ve been to visit people, never for me except to have an emergency ultrasound when I had a kidney stone. I’ve never stayed in the hospital, knock on wood

Lasts…
List everything you ate in the last 24 hours? Last night for dinner I had grilled chicken, corn tortillas, and cheese in tacos. For breakfast I had a banana, a bagel, and cream cheese. For lunch I had a 6” Subway spicy Italian and bbq lays. For dinner I had two pieces of pizza and a salad.

Last thing you used a credit card for? The Subway meal above

Last thing you celebrated? New Years?

Last time you were at a sports bar? It’s been awhile, but I used work in one.