David Lettermen has gotten himself into a bit of trouble over the last week. If you haven’t been following the news, here’s a quick rundown. Earlier this year Dave married a long time girlfriend who he has a son with. Just last week, he announced that he had been unfaithful (gasp!) with women from his staff and last month he was a victim of extortion over these affairs. Of course, since his announcement and recent apology his ratings have gone through the roof (gosh, I love America). So here I’m hoping to capitalize on his misfortune and
see if my ratings too go through the roof too.
Top Ten Things I’d Rather Do Than Have Sex With David Letterman…*
10. Talk to a 1-800 customer service representative
9. Listen to someone spread mayo on a piece of bread
8. Have sex with George Clooney
7. Tie a 2nd grader's untied shoelaces
6. Clean my kitchen floors
5. Sit in a staff meeting while my boss pulls on his neck.
3. Drive on the 405, anytime of day
2. Watch golf on television
#1 thing I’d rather do than have sex with David Lettermen …
Have sex with Gerard Butler
*There are a few that I’d really rather do. Can you guess which ones?